Are bananas banal?
Are bananas banal?
Debate.
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Bananas are generally just bent and I am not referring to their sexuality, that is their business!!
Bananas are generally just bent and I am not referring to their sexuality, that is their business!!
Last edited by Iain on Fri Nov 21, 2003 6:36 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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*Caanan* Banana, that is; not that that makes it any less funny.salem wrote:"Banana charged with sodomy" - headline in Zimbabwean newspaperiain wrote:Bananas are generally just bent and I am not referring to their sexuality, that is their business!!
Anyway, as far as I'm concerned, bananas are masters of the universe and the yellowest thing in my house.
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I've put together my Xmas tribute to bananas. Hope you like it.
(to the tune of Happy Xmas/War Is Over by John Lennon)
So it?s bananas
They?re quite good for you
Eat some this Christmas
The fun starts in the loo
You go to the toilet
You?re bursting to go
You get this sensation
That you don?t want to know
(Chorus)
Constipation Central!
It?s a pain in the a**
Too many bananas
Means hard stools to pass
And so it?s bananas
The perils are clear
To take in moderation
Throughout the year
There are those that overdo it
They ignore the advice
They have too many
The result isn?t nice
(Chorus)
Constipation Central!
It?s a pain in the a**
Too many bananas
Means hard stools to pass
And so it?s bananas
There?s more to come
They?re used in comedy
In sitcoms long gone
The skin of the banana
Without the white bits
Was used frequently
For comedy skits
(Chorus)
Constipation Central!
It?s a pain in the a**
Too many bananas
Means hard stools to pass
Pain is over, if you want
Pain is over now
Happy Xmas
Paul
(to the tune of Happy Xmas/War Is Over by John Lennon)
So it?s bananas
They?re quite good for you
Eat some this Christmas
The fun starts in the loo
You go to the toilet
You?re bursting to go
You get this sensation
That you don?t want to know
(Chorus)
Constipation Central!
It?s a pain in the a**
Too many bananas
Means hard stools to pass
And so it?s bananas
The perils are clear
To take in moderation
Throughout the year
There are those that overdo it
They ignore the advice
They have too many
The result isn?t nice
(Chorus)
Constipation Central!
It?s a pain in the a**
Too many bananas
Means hard stools to pass
And so it?s bananas
There?s more to come
They?re used in comedy
In sitcoms long gone
The skin of the banana
Without the white bits
Was used frequently
For comedy skits
(Chorus)
Constipation Central!
It?s a pain in the a**
Too many bananas
Means hard stools to pass
Pain is over, if you want
Pain is over now
Happy Xmas
Paul
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and a (somewhat belated) happy xmas back
thanks for the lennonesque christmas banana btw, even though it was totally rotten.
well one bananology on this is that the main 'real' issue our little yellow friends do have is that their skins are genuIne slip hazards...so far i have been spared of this embarrassment as well as the physical injury that they are so capable of causing.
food scientists should now (safely) try to genetically modify the banana to make it slip-proof, or better still make the skin edible.
it would be one (non-slip) step closer towards world peace.
btw...bananas are not necessarily yellow...ever tried eating a green one?
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(revamped lyrics to the tune of imagine...original words & music by a certain mr j lennon)
Verse:
imagine no bananas
i wonder if you can
no skins below us
but no banana flan
Pre-chorus:
imagine all the people
living life in...ludlow (ooh ooooh)
Chorus:
well i may...diss the banana
but i'm not the only one
i hope someday...you'll join us
(in) banana pie...for ev'ryone!
thanks for the lennonesque christmas banana btw, even though it was totally rotten.
well one bananology on this is that the main 'real' issue our little yellow friends do have is that their skins are genuIne slip hazards...so far i have been spared of this embarrassment as well as the physical injury that they are so capable of causing.
food scientists should now (safely) try to genetically modify the banana to make it slip-proof, or better still make the skin edible.
it would be one (non-slip) step closer towards world peace.
btw...bananas are not necessarily yellow...ever tried eating a green one?
______________________________________________________________________
(revamped lyrics to the tune of imagine...original words & music by a certain mr j lennon)
Verse:
imagine no bananas
i wonder if you can
no skins below us
but no banana flan
Pre-chorus:
imagine all the people
living life in...ludlow (ooh ooooh)
Chorus:
well i may...diss the banana
but i'm not the only one
i hope someday...you'll join us
(in) banana pie...for ev'ryone!
Last edited by Sixteen Plus on Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:49 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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