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The branches Iain and Gordon were sitting on broke off, squashing Ant. Ant's relatives sued Iain, Gordon, Newsfield, this forum, the council, Social Services, the NHS, the Government, God, Mother Nature and gravity.CraigGrannell wrote:OK, fair enough, then:Iain wrote:Well I'm assuming / hoping that Ant is referring to Gordon's comments, unless the thoughts of Gordo and I are going through his head.. URGHH!! Must wash my brain out!
Iain and Gordon sitting in a tree...
(With Ant watching, the little perv.)
The case was settled out of court for 25p and Rob's remaining brain cells.
Tha end.
Interesting question. There's growing evidence that T-Rex was a scavenger, relying on other animals to kill prey first and then stepping in to grab what it could...Gordon the paleobotanist wrote:Was the T-Rex predator or scavenger?
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And I thought it was a band! Duh.Professor Brian Strain wrote:Interesting question. There's growing evidence that T-Rex was a scavenger, relying on other animals to kill prey first and then stepping in to grab what it could...Gordon the paleobotanist wrote:Was the T-Rex predator or scavenger?
Gordon the paleobotanist??
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A typical paleobotanists dogma, tsk, tsk.gordon wrote:I vote for a very loud 'Meow'.CraigGrannell wrote:More importantly, did it go "GRRRRRRRRRRRR" or "RRRRRAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH"?
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Man, that would have been a great curve-ball in Jurassic Park.
Generic idiot: Oh my God! The huge t-rex is gonna get us!"
[t-rex stomps after them]
Generic idiot: It's almost got us!"
T-rex: Meow.
Generic idiot [stops running; starts pointing]: Hahahahahahaha!
[t-rex grabs laughing generic idiot and munches him]
T-rex: Heh! I knew my cunning "meow trick" would mean less running and more munching of humans! Hurrah!
Spielberg: It was never meant to happen like this.
Audience: Well, your films are generally pretty shit anyway, so it's not like this is making them any worse.
Spielberg: Well, bollocks to that! I— Hang on? Did anyone hear a strange meowing sound? ARRGGGHHHHHH!
Clearly, I should write for Hollywood.
Generic idiot: Oh my God! The huge t-rex is gonna get us!"
[t-rex stomps after them]
Generic idiot: It's almost got us!"
T-rex: Meow.
Generic idiot [stops running; starts pointing]: Hahahahahahaha!
[t-rex grabs laughing generic idiot and munches him]
T-rex: Heh! I knew my cunning "meow trick" would mean less running and more munching of humans! Hurrah!
Spielberg: It was never meant to happen like this.
Audience: Well, your films are generally pretty shit anyway, so it's not like this is making them any worse.
Spielberg: Well, bollocks to that! I— Hang on? Did anyone hear a strange meowing sound? ARRGGGHHHHHH!
Clearly, I should write for Hollywood.
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